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honorable lies
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.

One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me.
But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three wives, so that's why I said yes this time."

The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honorable and useful reason.

A man was driving home late one afternoon above the speed
limit. He noticed a police car with its red lights in his
rearview mirror. He thought, "I can outrun this guy," so he
floored it and the race was on. The cars were racing down
the highway at 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer
passed 100, the guy figured, "What the heck," and gave up.
He pulled over to the curb. The police officer got out of
his cruiser and approached the car.

He leaned down and said, "Listen mister, I've had a really
lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse
and I'll let you go." The man thought for a moment and said,
"Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer.
When I saw your cruiser in my rearview mirror, I thought you
were that officer and you were trying to give her back to
me!"

The officer let him go.

DO NOT MARRY A PERSON U LIVE WITH. MARRY A PERSON U CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT

DON'T WORSHIP A STONE IT WILL HURT U ONE DAY.

TRY TO LOVE BUT WITH THAT WHO CARES FOR U.

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